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Howdy, my name's Brett and I'm a dork. And probably like most dorks I'm smarter than you are, but I'm also probably a bigger ass than you are as well. The trick is to combine the two Smart+Ass and you will get the real me. I'm a night owl artist and writer, so usually I'm getting something creative done at 3 in the morning and I usually sleep late. Charles Bukowksi once said "Never Get Up Before Noon" and I try and adhere by that philosophy. I live at the beach therefore I go to the beach and I surf as well. I only eat once a day, which I trained myself to do at times when I have been extremely poor. I like to bowl and I even have my own ball (that I stole from the alley). I fear and hate the government and most other "Authority" figures like cops. I like giving and receiving the truth at all times (Like if a girl asks me if she looks fat I will say what I truly think) which makes some people dislike me and I can't fully figure out why. I like the dictionary, if one were so inclined to read it in full they could have entire conversations that no one but them could understand and I think that's pretty cool. I have a low tolerance for stupid people and their childish bullshit and drama. I like fucking with people's heads and pushing their buttons and seeing how much I can get away with before they tell me to fuck off. I like the original ideas behind punk rock. I'm poor white trash and I'm fine with it. I smoke cigarettes and I don't care if they kill me at some point. I fuck when I can; which isn't often. My lifestyle choice is nothing revolutionary by any means; but it's me and I like it! Smart Girls Will Stalk Me Other Places brett.is.cooterific
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